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Squueeeeeeeze

That'd be me trying to get into my pants. Every week without a cigarette means another pound or two here and there. Mostly there. I've gone from size one to three to five to seven to sweats. People say it looks healthy on me. I'm not in danger of developing an eating disorder but I have to disagree. Jiggly parts are only good in certain places and I'm afraid I'll never jiggle in the right spot.

Comments (3)

dan:

Umm... Todd?

Lisa:

Todd has a really good answer when faced with that dreaded question "Honey, do I look fat?"

You're not getting fat. You're just outgrowing your clothes.

pawz:

like i said....just be thankful you haven't gone the other way....nanny goat tits just *ain't* purty!