I’m not sure how it happened but it has. April is almost gone and before you know it, summer will be too. It seems to me that time didn’t used to go this fast. I really like this time of year too so I hate to see it fly on by before I get much of a chance to enjoy it.
Oddly enough, one of the things that I really like about spring is mowing. Yeah, I know. Everybody hates that but I kind of enjoy it. As long as you can do it at the right time of day before it gets too hot. This year, I’m mowing both of my mom’s houses too. I just finished the second one today. Luckily they are driving distance from us here. Next time I may hook onto the wagon so I can take the weed trimmer too.
Also, we need to be using that boat some more before it gets too hot. That was what I said the plan was going to be but so far, it’s just sitting. Oh well, maybe in a couple of weeks I’ll have a chance to get it out.
Happy Birthday to me. It’s just another day so as usual, there’s nothing worth mentioning. I just wanted to post something so I don’t go another week without putting up something.
Actually, I was going to mention something that I saw at work last night but I’ve run out of time to do it tonight. It was probably one of the funniest things I’ve seen up there. Maybe I’ll get to it later or maybe I’ll just keep it to myself. It’s hard to say, maybe it was just me and it wasn’t funny at all.
Well, as usual the snow didn’t amount to nearly as much as was originally thought. I ended up driving the gas hog to work, which as it turned out, was probably a good idea. There’s just something about being in a really tall 4x4 in bad weather. Mostly when a semi passes you and blinds you with a barrage of slush rivaled only by Niagara Falls. The drive up there took about an extra 45 minutes, which made me just a little bit later than I would have liked. Tonight looks to be much better though.
And, when I got home this morning I was pig bit. Yes, that’s right. While in the midst of the daily feed the guinea pig a carrot routine, Pig (that’s it’s name) bit me. I’m talking about a real blood drawing pig bit. I may have to change my technique for that tomorrow.
Sounds like we may get some more snow starting on Sunday. And here I was starting to think that I would be mowing soon.
You ever have one of those days that just sucks ass? Seriously. One that you would (if possible) just erase from your life and go on, without giving it a second though. I have had way too many of those and today I’m having another one. Not that anyone really gives a shit (cause I know you’ve been there too) but still, I’d trade today for about anything. In fact, I’d trade it with money to boot for a trip to the desert with the weapon of my choice.
One of my favorite movies of all time is “There’s Something about Mary”. If you’ve ever seen it then you know what I mean. If not, go get it. If you have and didn’t like it then stop reading my page cause we have nothing in common.
There’s a line in there that say’s “I work with retards”. Well let me tell ya, that’s me. Last night was a complete bunch of crap that I won’t even go into. The only thing that I will say is that (hopefully) thanks to me, the king of the ‘tards is gone and we won’t have to deal with his stupid ass any longer. Yeah, I know. There will be an even bigger dumb ass to take his place but for now, all is well.
If it seems that I’m a little cranky then let me just say this: I am. No matter who you think you are, you are not superior to me and I am not stupid. Do not lie to me and think you can get away with it because you can’t. Oh….. I’ll be more than happy to let you think that you can ‘cause I’m all polite and stuff. Either that or your not as smart as you think you are. That’s for you to decide.
Also…. If you want something from me then say it. Do not call here and say some crap that nobody is going to believe in the first place. This is especially true of people that I don’t like. (You know who you are) Lying will get you nowhere except deeper in a hole that you fell into years ago. Deception is something that I am quite well versed in. Oh wait. Maybe you forgot what I used to do for a living. Sorry about that. If you need a refresher course let me know. Be happy to give ya one.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled blog.
It wasn't me, I swear. I would certainly take the credit if it was.