I found this while going through ancient email tonight. I laughed when I remembered the response I got from the men I sent it to way back then. Everyone needs a good laugh, right?
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love to you.
The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.
He never has made you cry
Or hurt you in any way
Oh, forget this stupid poem
The perfect man is gay
You know, I love Todd to the moon and back, to the deepest depths of the oceans, to the top of the highest mountain... I'd give my life in exchange for his. I really would. but if he shuts off our network server one more time.... grrrrrrrrrrr.
Every time that I need to print something right away or I need to access something on one of the other computers pronto, it's shut off. Every.single.damn.time.
Honey, please, in the name of all that's sacred, stop it. Your home life is going to get very rocky if you don't. I'll stop washing your underwear. I'm serious.
